person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven

me: are you implying that i am satan

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

doritoed:

those people who laugh at all the teachers jokes

trubahamamomma:

trubahamamomma:

i haven’t checked snapchat all day 

and now I remember why

shyest-ink:

can i be your cigarette

so you can pull me out
of a black dark box

so you can light me up
when i’m cold

so you can keep me on
your lips

so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am

but you don’t really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs

heyyousexypanda:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

*mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer